Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Elon University is not so much a small college as it is a 24/7 bar. If you go there, you will drink. Heavily. Every day.

A college in North Carolina, comprising mostly of Northerners. Not bad people overall, a little immature. A preppy place, and on its way up in the world. The girls are better than the guys.

Elon University is a private school located in Elon, NC. No prior education needed. If your parents have money then you will get in for sure. They just need to mention something about making a donation. Attending Elon is a joke and getting good grades is easy with little work necessary. Elon parties are exclusive and if you're not popular and good looking dont bother going to a party because you will not get in. Black people are looked down upon and so are the unwealthy. If you are unwealthy you certainly got in based on grades and consider yourself the small group of actually intelligent students .

Probably one of the biggest joke schools in the country. Rich white people send their children here so they can tell their friends they are in private school. These children spend four years taking high school level classes and partying to the point of needing a transplant before graduation (or dying, both have occurred).