Did you just Elon the blunt bro?
This “big stoner” guy said he was such a big smoker but he elon’d the blunt like a beginner
This “big stoner” guy said he was such a big smoker but he elon’d the blunt like a beginner
by Wood dude 89 October 19, 2018
1)A College in North Carolina that absurdly refers to itself as a "University." A country club for elites from Maryland, a place where much drinking is done. 2) A small town in central North Carolina. 3) A Hebrew word meaning "shrub."
1. Elon got madd drunks, yo.
2. I heard Elon just got a new Cruz Thru.
3. The goyim think elon means "oak" but it really means "shrub."
2. I heard Elon just got a new Cruz Thru.
3. The goyim think elon means "oak" but it really means "shrub."
by suleyman April 26, 2005
Elon University is a selective university in the southern United States for rich, snobby kids from the north. Elon University is only for the rich kids of CEO's and company presidents. Almost everyone is from old money. Elon is one of the preppiest schools in the country. Elon students sport Ralph Lauren, Lacoste, Burberry, Prada and other expensive brands that only the privileged can afford. The girls are beautiful and dress up for their 8am classes. Even the slobs of the university would never be caught wearing pajamas to class. Elon's campus is like a country club. You will get to know almost everyone and will see them every day. Elon students thrive on gossip about money and who's dad bought them a new Italian villa. Most students have two or three homes, often in different countries. During the weekend students will be blackout drunk the entire time. Sandy's Bar is where students go clubbing near campus. BMWs, Mercedes and sports cars line the parking lot. Sometimes students forget which Land Rover is theirs.
"I go to Elon University. I am rich. I am better than you. I've got the money, the connections, the girls and the alcohol. Fuck the rest of you. You'll be working for me one day"
by Blake1723 January 30, 2009
"Elon" - inspired by the famous entrepreneur, chief designer, developer, innovator, disruptor, and the richest man on earth (for the long haul) Elon Reeve Musk, can be used in a number of ways.
Noun - Can be used instead of the otherwise popular name "Einstein"
Verb - To perfect or innovate or get shit done
Noun - Can be used instead of the otherwise popular name "Einstein"
Verb - To perfect or innovate or get shit done
by RizBurgundy January 21, 2021
The sus guy in your friend group seen holding hands with other boys and flirting. He always wants to give others a head.
by Elon H March 23, 2021
A University in North Carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. You will drink all the time here. And you will also pass all your classes as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Hey, you going to Elon?
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
by Tubs Mcgee March 5, 2008
complete asshole who thinks he's the shit and goes from girl to girl without even think about it, he also teases girls into liking him and then goes for a different girl and doesn't even realize what he is doing because he's a complete douche-bag
by Emily Partole May 6, 2008