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A small little town in Simcoe County, Ontario, in Canada... a quaint town, and the town itself is great, but has a high school population of complete morons... mostly consisting of jocks who like to get off on each others penises at hockey practice... or at parties, at least they did in the years between 2002-2006. In addition, most of the girls from that time were hideous skanks, and liked to pretend they were prettier than they really were, in fact, most of them looked like they were hit by the ugly bus... probably in the school parking lot after basketball practice. Elmvale is a great town when you don't have a population of douche-bag teenagers to worry about.
"Did you see that girl down the hall... she looks like an ugly bus hit her..."
"Yeah, that's because she goes to Elmvale High... and likes to think she's pretty"
"Yeah, you're right... she's actually ugly as hell, I guess she likes sports as a way of proving she is worthy of something."
"Yeah, that's because she goes to Elmvale High... and likes to think she's pretty"
"Yeah, you're right... she's actually ugly as hell, I guess she likes sports as a way of proving she is worthy of something."
by A1B23C February 12, 2012
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011