Urban Dictionary: Elmo finger

When someone has a small dick it's as small as Elmo's fingers

Hey I heard Chad Gaston has a Elmo finger! Oh yea that's what we've all heard!

by Sucks to suck October 09, 2013

Fingering Elmo is an expression you use when your friends go after young girls or get with young girls.

I couldn't touch her mate, it would be like fingering elmo.

I can't believe you fingered elmo last night, she was never older than 16!

by derbydong June 19, 2009