the skin that connects your dick an your sac.
While my girlfriend was tongueing my royal elmer she was tickling my asshole.
by Bidds & MD August 31, 2007
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He loves big cocks. He is the biggest cocksucker there is in Triton High School. He bitches out of fights and has gotten into trouble over a 100 times. He loves to be fucked in his ass by his dad and pedophiles uncle. He feinds for nicotine and thinks jull is cool, and frequently comes to school high.

Tldr he loves cocks
Nick Elmer: Yo can I hit Yo jull pls
Me: um dont you like being the bottom
Nick Elmer: Yeah
by HugeDick42069 December 09, 2019
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It your dick when you get out of cold water! It looks like a turtles head poking out
I got out of the pool and had an Elmer pud
by Dsgrover September 05, 2015
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Dried out crust left over from a wad of Cum when the sperm dehydrates and hardens.
When Joe's Grandma passed out in her chair watching TV, his friends were all too eager to cement her eyes shut with a batch of Elmer's Goo!
by Flamin' Raymond June 09, 2009
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When you take two girls, glue their vaginas together. Let the glue dry so they get stuck. Then set them on fire.
I took two girls home last night and gave them an elmer's surprise.
by Josh in Munster January 24, 2009
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Named after non-toxic Elmer glue, elmer jokes lack the certain toxicity required to make a joke funny. It is not uncommon for an elmer joke to silence an entire room.
a group of friends talking at a restaurant
Friend#1 has finished his dinner except for a few fries

Friend#1: hey do you think I could get this to go?
Group: silence
Friend#2: was that even a joke?
Friend#3: I think it's time to go guys, this guy has started making elmer jokes
by buttski September 01, 2009
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1. An amusing cartoon character commonly seen in association with Bugs Bunny.
2. Any law enforcement officer who is known to employ the services of one or more badge bunny, due to the cartoon characters penchant for hunting rabbits. See also badge bunny
Have you met Officer Yung?

Oh, you mean Elmer Fudd? Every badge bunny in the tri-county area has given him a turn!
by nobunny August 30, 2008
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