The flattest, most rude person on the planet.
See that bicha over there? She's almost as flat as Elmer Hernandez.
by Nuoc Mames March 03, 2014
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when ur shooting out your white sticky glue for something
my man gigawhatgaming is elmering to feli right now
by ADDTAGHERE May 17, 2021
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Biggest Simp in the WORLD! The type of person to ditch the boys! THE DUCKING BOYS!!! For a girl. Also has a big chode!
Elmer N. is a simp!
by RickAndMortyFan202 February 27, 2020
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When you cum inside your partners mouth, they immediately begin to toss your salad. Spitting your cum inside your anus.
Last night my partner gave me an Elmers Fudge, my butt was leaking cum all night.
by Godofwhore1990 March 15, 2018
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a white person that has no life nor morals and tries to use aave to look cool when they look like a stupid bitch while doing it
"Hey Elmers Glue! Stop getting box braids, yo hair finna bout to fall out and you gon get backlash lmao"
by stellatois August 02, 2021
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At the end of sexy-time, put a finger in the booty-hole. That finger is used to draw three whisker's on either side of your partner's nose. The whisker drawer then says "Looks like I caught a wabbit" seductively
It was our anniversary, so Sarah let me do an Elmer Smudge after dinner.
by OkularPatdown173 September 09, 2017
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The specific moment directly after masturbation when your semen shoots up in the air, just to land back in your pubic hairs. The semen is typically hard to get out, and if not washed out in time, the cum will harden your pubic hairs in a white clump, which is painful to clean afterwards.
Jim: Yo last night I whacked the lizard, and I got mad Elmer’s pubes.
Francis: Wash it out with warm water and soap, that’s nasty.
by yeetusdeletusforjesus March 08, 2019
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