'Dagenham's little brother'. This small town in east London famous for 'loutism' 'racism' and general 'chavism', Elm Park is possibly a place to be avoided although one may like to visit just to see what the true 'eastenders' are now getting up to.

Elm Park Station is on the District line of the London Underground network and is a central route for many bus services.

Elm Park is in the London borough of Havering, east London.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.