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Biggest shit bag titty fuck of the year. Gets all the guys and has and microscopic cock. He gets angled by his dad when he pisses him off.
by Brutis John December 07, 2018
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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Biggest dick lover at the twhs. failed hypebeast. gets beaten by dad if doesn’t win fishing tournaments
by Beetle118 December 06, 2018