The most incredible woman in the world has the name Ellen. Ellens will change your life and make you the happiest you've ever been. Ellen's are the best. Ellen's are pretty amazing and make perfect girlfriends. Ellen's are soulmate material.

A pain in the ass. Loud and obnoxious. Do not be around her when shes drunk she'll make you want to kill yourself. Cannot speak proper english. Has a sharpie fetish.

The real and actual devil. It can eat other's souls and is the reason for very bad thing.

Uncontrollably loud, really obnoxious, reckless driver. She often zones out of conversations and says "what" when she hears something interesting. She eats her food really loud and basically inhales it.

Ellen is probably the best tv show on earth. Ellen is a tv show were Ellen is just so nice to people

Ellen is so loyal and kind and funny and nothing else.

Ellen is very very very very very very beautiful and funny. She is the most amazing person you will ever meet, when you find you one hold onto them.