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Tiny Canadian actress with a large forehead and the world's cheesiest smile who wears little tuxes. She is an outspoken lesbian feminist who writes geeky things on Twitter and loves to rename people's dogs. She's 27 but she's a total sweetheart and cuter than most 5 year olds. Best known for her roles in Hard Candy, Juno, Inception, and the X-Men franchise.
How does an Ellen Page manage being such a cute adult?!
You made a cheesy speech declaring you're a lesbian on Valentine's day? What an Ellen Page thing to do!
You made a cheesy speech declaring you're a lesbian on Valentine's day? What an Ellen Page thing to do!
by El Kavo May 18, 2014
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Intelligent young actress from Canada. Best known for her role in 'Juno', playing an teenage mom who decides to give the baby up to a couple. Is a well known tomboy, and in a multitude of occasions she was shown to be wearing boy's underwear.
Commonly plays young characters, even though she is currently twenty two.
Was nominated for an academy award in 2007.
Nicknamed 'the tiny Canadian'.
Page makes pretty much every man on the planet fall in love with her, due to her incredibly good looks. She's pretty much the hottest woman on earth.
Commonly plays young characters, even though she is currently twenty two.
Was nominated for an academy award in 2007.
Nicknamed 'the tiny Canadian'.
Page makes pretty much every man on the planet fall in love with her, due to her incredibly good looks. She's pretty much the hottest woman on earth.
by Intelligent Stranger October 24, 2009
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THE hottest actress that ever lived!
I think I am in love with her, Coz' I can't stop thinking about her and and she is the only thing I can think about!
I think I am in love with her, Coz' I can't stop thinking about her and and she is the only thing I can think about!
Ellen Page is so hot!
by Scott Daniel Bates April 14, 2008
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A great actress who also happens to be tiny and Canadian. Very good looking. Most people either want her or want to be her. Starred in movies such as Juno, Inception, Super and Whip It.
by jared242 September 17, 2011
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the cutie from JUNO who played a pregnant teenage mother. she is also from halifax, nova scotia and loves the outdoors. she is pretty hot for a 20 year old even though she looks like she is 16. it would be awesome if you did her though cause then its like fucking someone who looks like a minor even though shes legal. the best of both worlds
by im hot for the teacher February 22, 2008