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To be sodomized with cleaning utensils. It started with the Elk River Elks football team hazed incoming team members by shoving broomsticks up their asses in the shower.
Joe elked Matt while he was sleeping with a broomstick.
by ScottyDrizzle August 31, 2010
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Jul 6 Word of the Day
A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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