Free-range cattle when considered a "game animal", often poached by radical environmentalists is the western US.

An elk that has antleers

a ski mountain located in the poconos of pennsylvania. often a very fun place to hang out with your ski buddies on the weekend. weekends in elk often leave you talking about the past experiences... and boy are they good stories!
elk is basically a disguese for a place to get away from the main line and to ski some powderrrrr. when the weekends are over, the following week is full of reflections on the past times that were wonderful. also the girls there are really hot, true ski bunnies.
please beware: the often side-effect of become a true elker is that your friends from home will be incredibly jealous!

A person who owes a large group of people money and then suddenly disappears from the face of the earth so as to not have to pay.

Name for a mythical animal that takes your loot and runs away.

Rumor has it that if you can catch the golden elk you can claim all the money owed to everyone.

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

When a whining bitch is having a bad day.

domesticated animal (usually cat or dog) abandon in a urban area, now running wild with other animals