May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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elizar
he can be a bitch sometimes. but his is fun to hang he likes to party and vape. he is super h0t nd sexy!!! he can get any girl he wants. he has lots of money and has a big ass heart. he loves his gf. HE is a GREAT. KISSER<3
he loves his trucks and takes care of them!
he can be a bitch sometimes. but his is fun to hang he likes to party and vape. he is super h0t nd sexy!!! he can get any girl he wants. he has lots of money and has a big ass heart. he loves his gf. HE is a GREAT. KISSER<3
he loves his trucks and takes care of them!
girl a: "have u seen that guy. his super sexy"
girl b:'' yesss!!! his name elizar he is Mexican a super hottie!!"
elizar:' hey cutie"
ps ~ amd wrote this
girl b:'' yesss!!! his name elizar he is Mexican a super hottie!!"
elizar:' hey cutie"
ps ~ amd wrote this
by 901.apolonia June 11, 2019