a teenage girl who is actually a crow, but will deny it

Hey Lize, if your reading this, its me. You'll know who it is by the end of the paragraph. I just wanna tell u that you are the nicest person I'VE EVER MET!! I love u with all me heart (not in a love love way btw) u r my bff for life. U have a bunch friends, milly, immy and ash. And me of coarse, the one that farts beside you and eats tacos weirdly. So if u end up reading this one day. It's me millie barry. Ur faaav cuz and trusty side kick. Luv U heaps.
- AMELIA B, 2020

idk where these positive definitions came from whether they’re genuine or came from those named eliza bc all the elizas that came into my life were terrible fucking people... (dont take this personal if you’re an actually decent person this is just coming from my experience)

Eliza is a beautiful girl who is usually smiling on the outside but is always crying on the inside. she is always joking around in nearly every situation. She will be giving great boy/girl advice even if she doesn't know what she is actually talking about. she falls for the boys/girls so easily and usually the wrong ones or the ones that won't like her back! she will always think of her friends first and is quite stubborn. she will usually have a rough life but will always be able to stand on her two feet. she is loud when you know her and if you don't, you probably wont notice her. you are luckt if you know her but beware she is always going to be sad so ask, she will always correct you with details if they are wrong, like her name for eg!

Eliza is a girl who is fucking weird as shit. She has the weirdest sense of humor but always gets you to laugh. A Eliza is most likely to finger herself in the shower. They love longgg showers (if you know what I mean )

eliza is the most awe full human you will ever meet. She is a total bitch. She always cares about what everyone thinks of her, and then morphs herself to be that, which usually just ends up making her a bitch. If you ever meet an Eliza, know she will probably try to steal you man, but end up with no friend, no future, and no one who loves her.