Elisabeth

A lyerquaducker with an obsessive, sexual behaviour towards older teachers, mentors, piano accompanist’s, and assholes who play tenor saxophone. She is friends with many great, pure, and innocent human beings that hold in their heads much intellect. Besides one of her friends who’s a dimwit jackass that’s horny 24/7 and hates steamed spinach. She discerns everyone as looking like Frederick Douglass, a notable abolitionist during the Antebellum and Civil War era. She even thinks that you, the reader, is Frederick Douglass and, upon seeing your visage, she will instantaneously remark that you were so influential during the 19th century. She is a beautiful soul with pretty eyes, a beautiful name, and (as weird as this compliment sounds) pretty lips. She has a good personality, a broken sense of humour, and is a very passionate lyerquaducker. She’s amazing, however, will never be as amazing as the sound of her brother’s beatboxing.

That’s a good Elisabeth. 10 out of 10.

by EradicateTheNass January 29, 2023

Elisabeth

Another word for which! Elisabeth is usually very aggressive but at the same time very adorable. She laughs at literally everything

Don’t be so aggressive Elisabeth

by Gheqyhbqk November 8, 2020

Elisabeth

Someone from the 1770s. A housewife who has 8 kids. She believes in women's rights.

MARTHA- Damn, I wish I was an Elisabeth.

by pixelatedinfants August 28, 2015

Elisabeth

Know it all woman who has a political leaning towards the far right.

Whoopi: Elisabeth, you always talking about how great George W. is...

by urbanlegendoo February 2, 2010

Elisabeth

She has a big fat booty. She is very kind and sweet, but on fridays are she like a crazy bitch. Every friday night she have Netflix and chill with her boyfriend and every time she suck his Dick.

Typical elisabeth

by Fjkfkfkdkd December 11, 2016

Elisabeth

1. n. A long-torsoed female hailing from a state of gambling and prostitutes.

"Dude, I met this chick the other night - she was awesome."

"Oh yeah, what's she like?"

"Total Elisabeth."

"Sweet Dude, I know you dig long-torsoed women who love Harry Reid and craps."

2. v. The process of wetting a piece of toilet paper to compensate for its sandpaper-like grittiness.

Ahh, I totally have to Elisabeth it next time. Thank you. You have been most helpful.

by andrewk2342 December 9, 2010

Elisabeth

raging homosexual

"Bro is that Elisabeth?"
"Yeah isnt she so gay"
"yeah"

by caseylightfoot December 6, 2021