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Elion is an absolute unit. He has the dong the size of the American economy, pretty fucking large that. Elion also knows how to moonwalk, and he will take Ur girl if she sees him moonwalking. Overall Elion is a man not to be messed with.
by PimpMaster312 June 01, 2020
May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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He is a very handsome and nice guy. And if you are friends with Elion you are a lucky guy. He has a great sense of humor and dresses himself always stylish. Elion is smart but doesn't get it.
by lol#wow#hobbylos September 18, 2019
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Elion is proabably the nicest person you'll ever meet. He's very kind but also hella sexy. With his curly hair and sixpack he's a girl magnet. Your very lucky to have him as your friend!
by ElionIsSexy69 February 06, 2020
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Elion is proabably the most beautiful person you'll ever meet, with his curly hair, sharp jawline, brown eyes and sixpack he will proabably steal your girl in the matter of minutes. Noone can compare to this sex god.
by ElionIsSexy69 February 12, 2020