the misspronounciation of the actor who plays Frodo in the Lord of the Rings trillogy.
Correct: see Elijah Wood

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Young, incredibly talented American actor with big beautiful blue eyes. Primarily made famous as Frodo in The Lord of the Rings, but has done a whole load of movies. Happy, energetic, humble, crazy about music. Smokes like a chimney. All around great guy. O yeah, and real sexy too.

aka Rijah, Lij, Lijah, Wood, Woody, Teh Sex
An amazing male actor most famously seen in the Lord of the Rings trilogy, but most beloved in Try Seventeen(All I Want). Known for his big, beautiful, blue eyes.
Especially great when coupled with Dominic Monaghan and/or Billy Boyd.

Elijah Jordan Wood is an actor born January 28, 1981. His nicknames are Lij, Eli, and Elwood.
He has been acting since the age of 8. He is best remembered for his brilliant portrayal of Frodo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings trilogy. He has also starred in Bobby, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sin City, Green Street, Everything Is Illuminated, Day Zero and Paris, je t'aime. He has been the voice for Spyro the Dragon, starting with The Legend of Spyro: A New Beginning.
In 2005, he started his own record label, Simian Records. One of the bands he has discovered are The Apples in Stereo. A wonderful band with a sound very similer to the Beatles.
He has recently broken a world record by being the first to cross Victoria Falls.
Elijah's next project is the The Passenger (2008).
In an interview about Everything Is Illuminated, director Liev Schreiber commented that Wood has a "generosity of spirit" and a "sincere goodness as a human being." He also has supported several campaigns for charity as Keep a Child Alive or ALDO/YouthAIDS In addition to charity work, Wood is a known music buff who admits to owning something in the range of 4,000 CDs, and once cited his favorite band as The Smashing Pumpkins.
He is a DJ and loves music with a passion.
He has a tattoo on his waist (right side) of the Elvish number 9.
He has been dating Pamela Racine since 2004.
Elijah Wood is an incridible actor, DJ, producer, director and person. Though some claim he is only remembered as Frodo, this is not true as he is a brilliant actor with many movie parts and talents. His fans will always remember him as a legend.

Actor with mad computer skills and crazy video game abilities. Your straight up classic geek.

Slang for a modern, sexy dude with edgy nerd appeal.

or Female erection.