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Greasy Man who steals monopoly wins
Elijah took the damn Blues again
by Gamerman123 November 06, 2018
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When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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An Elija is a nice guy, whos great in the bed and treats girls with repect because no girl should be called a bitch
girls tend not to like him but in the future theyre like magnets and he'll stay with you forever
Girl , you need an Elija I heard you broke up with your boyfriend but Elija will always be there for you cause he doesnt disrespect girls,plus hes great in the bed
by notwillferrell November 18, 2016
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Coolest guy in the old testiment... Look him up...
Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!

Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...

Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!

Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*
by Danno March 28, 2005
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An Elija is an incredibly nice guy who is athletic and has a huge peen. Not only are Elija's great in bed, but they are athletic and athletic too. He is very respectful and treats girls well, and is a great person in general.
Hey, did you see that Elija over there? I heard he has a 12 inch punisher.
by Suck my 12 inch February 18, 2020
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erectile dysfunction disorder but only applying to filipino men
I was making out with three filipino men the other day, but elija occured and everything was ruined.
by scronkgun January 15, 2021
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