by Gamerman123 November 06, 2018
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
An Elija is a nice guy, whos great in the bed and treats girls with repect because no girl should be called a bitch
girls tend not to like him but in the future theyre like magnets and he'll stay with you forever
girls tend not to like him but in the future theyre like magnets and he'll stay with you forever
Girl , you need an Elija I heard you broke up with your boyfriend but Elija will always be there for you cause he doesnt disrespect girls,plus hes great in the bed
by notwillferrell November 18, 2016
Some Guy: Aw crap... I just lost the hammer in the river!
Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...
Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!
Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*
Elija: Relax Guy, Take a rest fella...
Some guy: Ya, but we borrowed that form that other guy!
Elija: *Uses powers imparted by God to pull a jedi style retreival of said hammer*
by Danno March 28, 2005
An Elija is an incredibly nice guy who is athletic and has a huge peen. Not only are Elija's great in bed, but they are athletic and athletic too. He is very respectful and treats girls well, and is a great person in general.
by Suck my 12 inch February 18, 2020
I was making out with three filipino men the other day, but elija occured and everything was ruined.
by scronkgun January 15, 2021
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

