an Elias has a Square head he's not tall and lauch when he's freind die he's ugly

and he always late.

an elias is someone who doesn’t really give a shit about your feelings. they are mostly focused on themselves and frequently try to make people feel bad for them. despite their selfishness they can care about you if you earn their trust.

Elias is normally a gay dude, but is really funny.

Perfection in a name. Completely and utterly better than Stephen and James. He also has a gargantuan dick, and is a great fucker. Probably the hottest guy you’ll ever meet.

Elias is a selfish prick who will never get laid.

Elias’ are like cooked marshmallows, burnt and brown on the outside, yet gooey in the middle. They’re all nasty at tennis, boys scouts, and love burning stuff. At heart they are all arsonists, but get paid for it, because why do something you’re good at for free? Forever lonely in life, these nerds wander the internet trying to find out how to be actually attractive. All in all I would not want to be an Elias.

A Romanian commie son of a bitch who knows how to code a website but somehow doesn't know how to fucking cut off a ziptie