A great guy that loves tits and wants to have sex with every girl. Also has a very large penis that is about 7.5 to 8 IN

A person who tries to be a major fuck boy and likes every girl he sees just in an instant.

Means god in hebrew ,high priest and defender of man.And is also lit.

Eli is an epic gamer who has the biggest brain in the universe. He is sexy beast and has body like no other. He may seem stupid and retarded but once you get to know him you'll want a piece of this sexy beast of a man. He is and inspiration to everyone and will change everything a wise man once said " I will make america great again" but it wont start with him it will start with Eli because he has the power to cange the universe. His car noises are like drugs once you start you just cant stop, his sfx have been featured in some famous movies because his car noises are so accurate. His humor is so funny you will shit yourself, his metaphors are unlike any others they are like a chinese man with diarrea it just fills the entire toilet bowl. Everytime you see Eli he will brighten your day because he is so nice, funny and caring. He is extremely passionate about Shrek and will provide you with everything you need to know about him. I dont think anyone could imagine the world without Eli he has that much of an impact on the world and universe. He is always there for you and you'll want to be there for him, his thicc thighs will glow in the sun and you'll want to rub your face on them and lick them bwcause they are so beautiful. A sexy hunk of a man like this deserves everything in the world. You'll want to please him and give him everything you can just to see him happy. Eli is an amazing person who you'll want to be friends with.

The best person I've ever met in my entire life. Funny, modest, kind, handsome. He knows the perfect things to say when I'm sad/in the mood for love. He is the best boyfriend, who is also my best friend. Although he is pretty self-depricating, he always manages to at least pull himself out of the slump for me. He is the best gift I've ever received from God, besides my fam of course.

Eli

Punk ass bitch that beats women forces them to have a miscarriage is THE BIGGEST GAYEST DOPEWHORE IN IOWA and sucks dick for more gay dope

He is the most big hearted nicest guy ever. If you know an eli he has an older gf who is hot asf. He has dark brown hair with a poof. He has a good friends ship with his buddys. Overall hes amazing in bed