Beautiful inside and out. Generous and always ready to help. Sometimes she’s too nice and gets taken advantage of, but that doesn’t deter her from helping others. She’s been through a lot, but that’s why she’s so understanding of other people’s issues. She’s a great listener and cares dearly about her family. Family is everything. She’s successful in her job, gets what she has set her mind to and...have I mentioned how beautiful she is? She’s a great wife, mother, grandmother and friend. She deserves the world. If you have an Elfi in your life, you’re the luckiest person in the world.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

Ego. Ego. And ego.

Elfi is never wrong.
Dance whenever possible. Wherever possible.

The name of a somewhat grouchy elf from the North Pole and well-known Elvis impersonator, who was a regular guest around Christmas time on the Mark and Brian Morning Radio Show in Los Angeles. During the rest of the year he was the top act at the Whiskey-a-Go-Go at the North Pole and had a distaste for Yetis, because they were rude and regularly ate his audience.