Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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Golfer 1 hits a tee shot that goes a mile high into the air but lands 25 feet in front of the tee box.
Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."
Golfer 2 to Golfer 1: "That shot was like an elephant's ass, high and stinky."
by Shermaniac April 02, 2008