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The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
by ScottySlave January 17, 2008
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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Doctor, I think i'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.
Why?
Because when I look at this years candidates, none of them turn me on.
by Ret;-;rd April 08, 2017
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The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.
"Watching the neocons talk about balanced budgets and reduced spending while in the same breath mentioning expansion of the number of troops in Iraq gave me electile dysfunction. However, I have been cured by a dose of Dr. Ron Paul."
by Homero January 25, 2008
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"did you read about that new study by the AMA? research shows that just watching obama and mccain on cnn promotes incurable electile dysfunction."
by fineupstandingcitizen July 31, 2008
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the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2008 election year.
Electile Dysfunction; Both political parties in the USA have done their very best job to ruin the democratic electorial process. So it is true that you can kill a fantasy (aka Camelot is dead) period.
by ron abbott September 15, 2008