To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.
Man A: Got 24 cans for 20 quid for the gaff party this weekend.

Man B: Nice wan, you are elected!
by Mungo Derrick February 04, 2011
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a single term used to describe something which is beyond good. Often used when no other word will suffice.
Me:"I just dipped doritos in curry sauce, it's so good."
Paulie: "Elected."
by MarkoGraco April 25, 2011
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a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals
Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart
by rawr rawr rawr December 31, 2009
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The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.
"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"
by Grinning Cat October 22, 2007
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Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang
Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?
by m_kitsune June 15, 2004
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Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.
That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.
by Ed Diroll January 23, 2007
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A system where two people that represent the rich minority compete to see who can trick more people that they are actually going to do something in their interests.
Why the fuck vote? We all know whoever wins is going to be a Republican/Democrat and they're both going to tell us that they represent the working man while fucking everyone but the rich.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
by DrIdiot August 31, 2004
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