One of the nicest people you can ever meet. He's very funny. He loves staying at home. He loves playing sports and he loves playing video games.
Eldridge is the love of my life.
by DecayZeRo April 28, 2019
Eldridge is a goofy, yet quiet individual. Often a male, and very attractive. Eldridge is very smart and loves to play sports. Eldridge likes to be at home but also knows how to have fun. This individual is amazing and looks for a brianna in each girl he meets.
by Themostwantedakdjdb November 05, 2013
Self Obsessed, morally corrupt,alien worshipping, psychotics who cannot function without drama. This also includes having a heightened sense of smell,sight,and hearing gifted to you by your alien gods.
After hanging out at courtney's for so long I noticed I caught the eldridgeism and started to complain about everything.
Dude you're acting like an asshole, you must be studying eldridgeism.
Stop opening your legs you eldridgizer.
Dude you're acting like an asshole, you must be studying eldridgeism.
Stop opening your legs you eldridgizer.
by Cohorts October 24, 2009
by Anonymous1985342 August 05, 2016
Meme lord
Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Fails NNN but no one cares. Often has an erection then shoots through the gas stove, eating 10 grandpas before landing on pluto. He gets mad at his dad for not being his dad. Every day he gets his pet grape to lick a friendly cow. His lamas eat sexy paper clips. He trains Starbucks napkins to steal his goldfish crackers but is still not successful. There are purple mushrooms in Harry's backyard that scream tacos. He is so blue he is greener than purple. He spends his day thinking of his favourite colour on a scale from one to ten what is his favourite colour in the alphabet. Hi harry I'm dad
Teacher "Harrison Eldridge"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
Harrison " I Just wanted my chair back"
"Bastard potato poot wedge and law enforcement suckers behind the national debt that Willy ate took attraction to that fat hamburger we all knew and rested in dinner peace"
"Don't touch my crayons, they can smell glue. Don't smell my desk. It can make jam"
by "surfboard" November 13, 2019