Elan is a Mexican taco vendor, he makes the best taco's you'll ever taste, in 2001 elan was beaten up by five Chinese midgets at a bar in Florida, elan also never misses a chance to fiesta, elan is 5 ft 2 and smells of burnt taco cheese. The smell was once normal cheese but after the midgets, he was roasted by fellow vendors so much that the smell became brunt like him

the most amazing person ever.
who will stand up for his mates.

his strength gives me hope
<3

always and forever.

elan is the cutest most amazing boyfriend anyone could have. hes sweet caring and just all around a good boyfriend even though he may not be perfect in the end elan always comes through and makes you smile

He has a horse cock and takes all the pussy.

A devastatingly Handsome creature but upon further study many other distinguishing characteristics pop out. Elans tend to be very competitive and are known to sling mud if it is losing. Elans tend to be hilarious causing all around him to laugh. Elans can be cocky but over all they are very loving and a good friend to have on your side. Elans like to use words like rim job or gayper. If you combine an Elan with a Fuger, Rasor, or an RT the level of hilarity can be dangerous! If you would like to trap an Elan the best bait to use is an Xbox 360, beer or a big tittied woman (with or with out the butta face.)If you capture an Elan prepare yourself for a sleazy good time but what ever you do don't lend its broke ass any money :)

Extremely intelligent and beautiful young lady with a pronounced wildside, though this is set coterminus with a tremendous respect for those who follow the rules of rationality. A thinker and an doer.

a person with a gigantic penis