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Often used in song or chants - it refers to men with the name Michael who have surpassed any reference point for amazingness and overall greatness. When a person is referred to as 'El Miguel' it is usually because of their high success rate in closing any female within a two block radius of the bar or club he is present at. Never aggressive and hardly passive, El Miguel usually swoons its prey by gauging their personality and morphing their own to match the ideal mate of said female. She is overwhelmed by their chemistry and El Miguel often wins over her friends within minutes - with the ability to effortlessly swap from target female to her friend without causing a stir.
Usually of Latin American descent, El Miguel are impulsive and often irrational but never encounter scenarios where they don't end up on top (literally and figuratively).
Usually of Latin American descent, El Miguel are impulsive and often irrational but never encounter scenarios where they don't end up on top (literally and figuratively).
"Ellllll Miguel!"
"She really had no chance.. I mean.. it was El Miguel. Maybe I should have opened with that for clarification purposes."
"She really had no chance.. I mean.. it was El Miguel. Maybe I should have opened with that for clarification purposes."
by Marjorie Silva June 18, 2013
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011