"El Chapo" is defined as "Shorty" in Spanish, due to Joaquin Guzmán short stature of 168 cm, which is the most commonly given height. There have been reports that his height is actually 155 cm, and in various mughots he either appears to be shorter than 165 cm or higher than 170 cm.

When you do two lines of cocaine at the same time; one bill in each nostril, snorted simultaneously.

When a Hispanic friend is too scared to ask out another Hispanic person.

When you get a girl to blow a line off your dick.

A legendary sick cunt who answers to no one. Part of the well respected and notorious tripod trilogy, he walk amongst men as a god. He remains hidden to the public aye until is associated Huncho and Papi appear

When you stick your dick in a chimichanga and cum inside it.

A El Chapo jr is very rare something you will be blessed to come upon. He likes to play basketball and has no chill, fuck with him and he doesn't care. His grades suck ass tho but he getting them up you should appreciate El Chapo jr he could be a true friend if you are too.