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A medical condition of the hands and/or wrists resulting from excessive masturbation. Symptoms include numbness, tingling, and, in extreme cases, the afflicted's hand and fingers becoming permanently formed into a claw-like appendage.
My ejaculitis is so bad, I can barely type superbush.com
by CapnCratch September 04, 2009
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Short for ultimate bias. Typically used by fangirls and fanboys to describe their favourite celebrity amongst the many that they are fans of.
G-Dragon is my ult
by Uglycat February 19, 2017
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The lethargic feeling felt approximately 10 minutes post-ejaculation.
This can be from a taxing fap session or a sweet love making.
Jon came down with an aggressive case of ejaculitis after his night out clubbing.
by lbeesntdeirx September 18, 2014
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