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To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.
Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"
by MamaWeegee July 02, 2018
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."
"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."
by .Org Taylor February 02, 2006
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When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby
Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.
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by Peter ;-) January 11, 2018
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This phrase is simple, nut in her/him and leave. Never talk to them after.

Very simple process, I honestly coulda called it ghosting
Dude 1 : Last night I nutted in Jessica, and left!
Dude 2 : Bro, you just did a ejaculate and evacuate. Thats sick!
by InfinityBoi October 05, 2019
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