Urban Dictionary: Ejaculate and Evacuate

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To release your cream into her and get the fuck out soon after.

Richard: "So, what happened to the Becky girl you saw last night"
Chad: "Well, she was a 6/10, I've seen better, so I had to Ejaculate and Evacuate. I think I may have even left my pack of gum there"

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Ejaculate and Evacuate

A commonly used slang term for the popular convenience store "Kum and Go."

"Hey, I need to stop at that Ejaculate and Evacuate to fill up my tank and buy some beef jerky."

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ejaculate and evacuate

When a male ejaculates into a women and leaves because he doesn’t want to be stuck with a baby

Bro I gotta ejaculate and evacuate into some girl tonight.

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OMG!!! i just watched someone get ejaculate and evacuate

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