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"Ejacks" is slang for ejaculate.
Similar to the saying Sugma, it is used to do a little trolling.
Alex: Hey, have you heard of Ejacks?
Lucy: No. What is it?
Alex: Ejaculate all over your face!
by Oragani April 17, 2021
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Term used to generalise internet masturbators. i.e: People who talk a lot of shit in internet channels and games.

An offensive slang to outcast and degrade people.
Look at those dopey ejacks! Tuggin' on the pickle and spamming shit!
by kinsydrakes July 23, 2006
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A man, usually one who is rather socially inept, whose only sexual activity is pleasuring himself to Internet porn, gay or straight, thereby coining the term, "e-jack."
Bob is so inexperienced and horny, so he just sits in front of his computer every night e-jacking to every well-endowed muscle man he can find. He needs to get a life!
by Angie Keekleman May 19, 2007
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My cat is in heat. I pet her, and she got so excited she ejacked all over my wrist.
by simplybillyo March 14, 2011
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