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A kid who will definitely steal your bitch
My girl broke up with me

— man eion must’ve taken her
by Pizejejrjdueheuwu May 02, 2018
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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A hot sexy kid his bod is EPIC and he is dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks alerts all the ladies
Eion is thicc
by Poopiejesijt June 05, 2019
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A hot sexy kid his bod is EPIC and he is dummy thicc and the clap of his ass cheeks alerts all the ladies
Eion is thicc
by Poopiejesijt June 05, 2019
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A very nerdy and stupid person, who loves zelda and shrek.
Why Eion why
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A very white name for a very dark kid... he will be tall dark brown eyes and will always think he's right no matter what you say, the movie that makes him cry the most is lion king. And his parents hate him."the name gives it away?"
Is he crying to lion king?
He's such and eion...
by Fuckyourmom123biscuts March 05, 2018
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