A professional footballer from Argentina who is popular for statpadding goals against lower table teams. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hand, gets eliminated, cries and returns to Spain and lashes out at Eibar.

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A finished professional footballer from Argentina. He ghosts in clutch important matches and prefers to stadpad against small teams like the sides of Eibar, Elche or Mallorca. When he's at it, he likes to shamelessly celebrate his goals from 5 yards against those sides.

The GOAT Eibarman. A worldclass player who scores lots of goals and assists against strong clubs the almighty Eibar

A professional player who plays for barcelona that derives pleasure in scoring tons of goals against small teams eg...'eibar' and uses such teams to boost his numbers and statistics

Eibarman is named after Argentina football player Lionel Messi who likes to score goals against Elche, Eibar, Osasuna, Cadiz FC, Deportivo Alaves, Getafe CF, and SD Huesca.

A professional soccer player from Argentina who is widely recognized for domestic triumphs and statpadding of goals against Eibar FC. He goes to Europe with a bottle in his hands, get eliminated and cries. Returns back to Spain and gets angry with Eibar.