Allison: hi it’s nice to meet you, want to play Egyptian Strip Trivia?

Sam: sure! How do you–
Allison: Which pharaoh covered slaves in honey to attract flies away from him?
Sam: what?

Allison: wrong, get naked

Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak