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The act of traveling to wine country for a casual weekend trip with the girls and spending $13,468 on wine and paying with a debit card so you don’t even get the points.
Mel, you spent $13,468 on wine? And you used my debit card? This is egregious
by wewwwee October 23, 2020
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The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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Adjective, meaning conspicuously and outrageously bad.
Types of egregious things vary from a "gross injustice" to an "egregious ass" to a "fragrant violation of human rights."
Ex. Conversation

Alex: Your breath is egregious.

Jack: Huh? You can't use hard words like that, you know I never went to college.
by Fryen Pan December 26, 2009
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Conspicuously offensive. The only definition there is.
Jeez Louise, that genocide in Darfur sure is egregious to those of us who respect human rights.
by Chris Caesar May 30, 2005
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ridiculous to an extraordinary degree..(usually used to describe something that looks or is bad)
Your hair looks egrerious
by Ashley April 09, 2005
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A word used by the Social Justice Warriors of Tumblr to express their shock when they want to confuse and talk down to us shitlords. Egregious is typically followed by the term "Patriarchy" or "Rape Culture".
"Uhh don't you know about the egregious state of society? We're obviously living in a patriarchy you shitlord"

"Debrah I just asked for the time"
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