The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
John is such and egotesticle, he alsways talks about how all the girls love his balls
by casey99 January 21, 2007
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Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
by ms. wordiness May 24, 2012
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When guys are especially cocky about their junk.
Steve: dude! I'm HUGE!
Bob: Quit being so egotesticle!
by Dr Lina P September 13, 2009
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An adjective that describes people who confuse their egos with their testicles, and everything else down there.

Usually, it's size that gets mixed up.
by GuardianDuo April 25, 2011
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1. Believing oneself to be more intelligent than, having a right to dominate, or being owed sex from women because one possesses testicles.
2. Having the belief that one is attractive simply because they are male.
3. Allowing oneself to behave in ways that one chastises women for.
4. Describing mental conditions resulting from testoterone poisoning.
He had a rather egotesticle attitude about women's appearances, without bothering to to address his own.
by JaNell Golden December 30, 2003
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Being comfortable with the size of your genitalia
John: Aren't you worried about her judging you? She's been with a lot of black guys...
Lucas: Nah man, I'm pretty egotesticle
by brotoriousbig May 15, 2011
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