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The belif the whole world is sentered around one's testicles. similar to Egotistical except refering to the testicles.
by casey99 January 21, 2007
Jun 18 Word of the Day
Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.
by mmebs June 13, 2021
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Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.
That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.
by ms. wordiness May 24, 2012
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1. When an ego metastasizes and move into a testicle. Usually, the normal testicle recesses to feed the larger growth. Frequently it results in a bicycle race through France, 7 of them.
Dude that guy has only one testicle!
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
Yeah bit its f-en huge!
His egotesticle helps keep his center of gravity low.
by Uni-baller April 25, 2010
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1) When a person believes they have a giant dick and will bring this topic up as much as possible.
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
2) A guy who believes he can get with any girl (when in fact, everyone hates him).
by banjolin October 06, 2011