A surname who is the very essence of being omnipotent, everlasting and wondrously packed with awesomeness and 300-ish inspired epicness. The bearer of this family name makes Chuck Norris tremble in his scrawny boots while being dramatically engaged in a stare contest with a motherfucking big grizzly bear.

Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.