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1. Fecal matter that resembles the shape of an egg.
2. Fecal matter that smells of egg.
3. A person with blonde hair who is INCREDIBLY stupid (Explanation: Blonde hair resembles the colour of egg yolk)
Wow you should have seen my eggy poo this morning!

Don't make egg mayonnaise, it reminds me of that eggy poo you did the other day.

Person: Where's the Berlin wall?
Other person with blonde hair: Erm... Londom?
Person: Wow, you're a bit of an eggy poo aren't you.
by bazgil123 February 03, 2009
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Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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