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1. Mixture of beaten eggs coated over certain foods prior to cooking.

2. Poor substitute for proper lubricant during anal sex.
1. Brush the dough with eggwash before placing it in the oven.

2. Bro, you shouldn't use eggwash. You're gonna give that girl ass-salmonella.
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An unhealthy substitute for proper lube for anal sex.
Dustin ran out of lube to do Precious in the ass, so he had to use eggwash.
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A mixture of eggs, milk, and water, which typically comes in a milk carton. An easy substitute for real scrambled eggs, usually served up at breakfast restaurants all over. Just pour it out of the carton and fry up for "scrambled" eggs.
Excuse me miss, can I have my eggs scrambled, and not the eggwash?

Yo, pass the carton of eggwash, I'm too lazy to scramble up eggs for you guys.
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Where two or more bald gay men shower together
I heard domonik and his dad had a egg wash last night.
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Dude Brian got an eggwash last night.

Eww was it Karen?

Yeah. She sprayed it all over him
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n. Used to fool your friends into thinking you are talking about some kind of lewd sexual act.
Person 1: Mike, do you know what an egg wash is? lol
Person 2: Uhhhh yeah. No wait, no. What is it?
Person 1: You don't know what it is?! lol
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