Medieval word for egg, also a form of molestation but no one needs to know about that.
'Darling, passEggús'

'I was Eggused'
by Big BV8 December 17, 2018
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The eggus beatus is an act performed on a pregnant woman who is feeling adventurous. The first step, is to mount an egg whisker to a drill. Next, the “beater” must insert the whisker into the vagina activating the drill until the “yoke” of the baby starts so leak out. Another key step is that the “beater” must be wearing highwaters and smoking a dart.
Me: Hey man, heard you got that one girl pregnant, has her boyfriend found out.
Friend: Naw, I gave her the eggus beatus before he realized. All good in the hood.
by Curious4cougars September 25, 2019
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A mind control spell that when casted on a person, that person will not stop succing eggs
by jimmy pig April 06, 2018
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