FNAF sl night guard. I did not like the other responses.... so I figured I would stick this in here as a fnaf Easter egg if you scrolled this far.
by Thisisnotapseudonymorisit November 06, 2020
The best food ever. Made two halves of an English muffin, and tooped with poached eggs, Hollandaise sauce and often an additional topping, such as ham, bacon or spinach. Occasionally the English muffin is substituted for artichoke bottoms.
by SteelBite November 13, 2011
A nightguard that used to work at Sister Location but the restaurant recently burnes down, the cause is unknown.
by EeveLyn November 22, 2020
A mugging in which the mugger approaches the target with a carton of eggs and asks if they'd like to be egged or mugged, then proceeds to egg AND mug the target regardless of their answer.
Mugger 1: This nigga look like a mark.
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
Mugger 2: Yea lets run a eggs benedict on his ass
Mugger 1: *approaches target holding eggs* "Ay you wanna get egged? Or you wanna get mugged?"
Target: "uhh... egged"
Mugger 1: *begins pelting eggs at the target*
Mugger 2: *Comes out of hiding to jump the target*
Target: "I said EGGED why are you MUGGING me!?"
Mugger 2: *stealing the target's belongings* "eggs benedict nigga"
Mugger 1: *punching and/or stomping the target out* "EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT! EGGS BENEDICT!"
by Westc0ast November 04, 2019
Bill Donahue: Hey, uh.. your eminence, I can't handle the calls coming in any longer about the molestation accusations.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
Pope (Former Hitler youth) Benedict XVI: It's alright, my son. I already came up with a solution. I have made a new decree to help alleviate the physical urges. Clergymen are now allowed to have sexual release, but only as long as it is done upon eggs, as God has meant them to be fertilized by the male seed.
Donahue: Brilliant! We can call them "Eggs Benedict" in your honour.
by The Technomancer April 03, 2010
Sexual position. Two girls scissor while each eat the anus of a male. Make are facing each other, making eye contact. While masturbating both males simultaneously orgasm onto the opposing female. Glorious sensations are known to be experienced by all 4 persons involved.
We met a couple out one night. We took the couple back to our place and had consentual eggs Benedict in the living room.
by Ozzyism February 18, 2018
Commonly referred to as semen.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
Comes from spilled hollandaise sauce (from an eggs benedict dish) all over an IHOP server.
by Spence D December 16, 2007