BDS&M term regarding the insertion of a finger or other object up a man's pee hole and jerks him off until he orgasms "internally."
Thank you for eggplanting me with such amazing precision and skill, Mistress Jenna!
by Buck Dagby August 04, 2008
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To Eggplant:

1. To bust on a girl's face.

2. To ejaculate on an unwilling female's facial region.

(Best done anonymous while wearing a cape, of course)
Guy: Yo, I tied her down, and eggplanted all over her face.

Guy 2: Shit, bro, you wear the cape?

Guy: Hell yeah, Guy 2, like a fucking fiend.
by I am XANDERALE April 19, 2009
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a internet version of a dick , more importantly why in the living hell would you type this up
stupid guy:' bro can u tell me what a eggplant is'

straight A+ student: 'ask urban dictionary you f***tard:
by strange_fetish September 15, 2019
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a food that nobody fucking eat
"what are you eating"
"eggplant that I only fucking eat no one else"
by amandamaejean November 07, 2015
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A person of Sicilian heritage. This term is derogatory in that it points out to Sicilians how they have African blood flowing through their veins. Etymologically, this term derives from the 9th century conquest of the Sicilian island by the Moors, who, for all those ignorant folks out there, were in fact African.
If you have Sicilian blood in your veins then you must also have African blood as well.
by Cannabis Maximus June 22, 2005
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An insulting noun to describe stupid and or useless person, much like the actual plant. It is best used on a person of low intelligence as they do not understand they are being called an eggplant.
Kramer - You Fucking Eggplant!!
Jem- Whyyy?
Kramer- Because all you do is sit around like an eggplant!
Jem- I'm confused!
Kramer- BECAUSE YOUR A FUCKING EGGPLANT!!!!
by Tape63 August 18, 2010
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