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The worst news of a man's life at the greatest time of the year. When a female informs her male counterpart, ranging from the ages of 8 - 97, that she is carrying his baby. MUST OCCUR BETWEEN THANKSGIVING AND CHRISTMAS.
It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.
The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.
It's basically the game of Secret Santa that you don't want to win.
The only known solutions for it is a large amount of drugs, a rich family, or a hanger.
Unlucky Bro: Dude, she gave me that eggnod
Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.
Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.
Bro Talking to Unlucky Bro: Oh, was it good.
Unlucky Bro: Not eggnog, eggnod. My girl is totally pregnant.
by Lady Gaga's penis December 01, 2009
Jul 19 Word of the Day
the art of remembering an arousing occurrence or some porn you watched while masturbating, often handy if you have no porn or your in the shower
dude i had the best memory wank the other night, i was thinking about that time I walked in on your mum in the shower
by fonzatron2000 April 28, 2007