A person who doesn't realize they are transgender yet, or is in denial; an undeveloped transgender person. When they realize, it's referred to as the "egg cracking."
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The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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An egg is a New Zealand slang word for someone who is acting like a dumbass, clown or an idiot. However it is used as a nicer way of saying such things. A recent Kiwi movie called "Boy" uses this word several times. It also could be used instead of saying dick. "stop being a dick, bro"
by RohamaNz July 10, 2010
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Guy 1: "Hey Steve, what're you up to?"
Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."
Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."
Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "...What?"
Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."
Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"
Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."
Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."
Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."
Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."
Guy 2: "Nothing much, Jason. Just listening to my new JPop import CDs, making myself a light snack of rice and sashimi, reorganizing my Hello Kitty collection, stealing my neighbor's satellite feed to get TVJapan, looking through a few Honda and Nissan auto brochures, and talking with my girlfriend who's visiting her parents over in Hong Kong. Same ol', same ol."
Guy 1: "Eh... that's kind of stupid."
Guy 2: "Nani?! Baka yarou ja nai desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "...What?"
Guy 2: "Omoide aishiteiru genki desu ne!!"
Guy 1: "Speak English, you pasty white cracker. Do you even know what the fuck you're saying?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, sorry... I sometimes slip back into speaking Japanese when I'm angry."
Guy 1: "You don't even fucking speak Japanese!"
Guy 2: "What? Of course I do! It's a part of my heritage."
Guy 1: "Your heritage? You're a fucking redheaded white guy who's lived in fucking Nebraska his entire life! Stop being such a fucking Egg and accept the fact that you aren't Asian, let alone Japanese."
Guy 1: "Itadakimasu, you gaijin baka-chan."
Guy 2: "Say that stupid shit again and I'll punch you in the throat."
by Eat a Bag of Hell May 07, 2003
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The food that an avetard will cook up after a lit night around 4 AM. Usually froomie will hype up his egg cooking skills and then show yall what he got in his bag.
The drunk ass avetards got hungry asf after coming back from the bars, so froomie cooked up some eggs.
by TurnM3Up November 25, 2019
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I just realised that egg is a NZ term. It is a very common insult not an overly harsh one. Your pretty much saying the other person is stupid. When I was little I would say your an egghead. Now everyone just says your an egg.
by suckakumara October 11, 2011
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