A person who is so fat that there form, usually included both "back-tits" and "front-butt", has become egg-like, with the exception of their legs, which are always dwarved by their egg-shaped bodies.

When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.

A phrase used to describe a person who has done something/said something rather idiotic without realising or meaning to.

Physical affliction which atrophies the sufferers legs and upper torso resulting in stick legs and sloping shoulders, whilst thickening the sufferers lower abdomen, leaving them portly and rotund. Often mistakenly confused with "Dad bod". Affects males of all ages and ethnicities