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Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"
next day
Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"
Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018