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A haircut defined by a close crop on the sides with hair kept longer on the top, resembling someone growing cress in an egg. AKA a high and tight.
Oh hey, Scott, I see you’ve had an egg and cress.

Fuck you. Go and play on your gameboy.
by Sp456 February 13, 2019
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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means litterally amazing - pant droppingly, jizz spaffing wonderful!

Originated long ago in the "Manor" by Pree Pre.
I flopped a boat and he hit a flush after the turn - thats egg and cress baby!
by Myphatarz April 09, 2005
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