When you stick your nuts between your legs so they stick out the back and then you moon someone.

When you cut up a mans testicles and mix it up into a salad.

If eggs are within a body cavity, get smashed and expelled, the eggs come out looking like egg salad. Usually involved in novelty pornography.

An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.